• Please do not discuss honorariums with me via email, in person, via text, or on the phone.  Honorariums are nonnegotiable, please don’t ask.
• If paying cash, please place honorariums in an unsealed envelope in an obvious location where we meet, whether in private or in public. You don’t not need to point this out to me or discuss it with me verbally in any way. If paying electronically, you can wait for my cue as to when we will do that, you do not need to bring this up either.
• Also, please do not discuss anything explicit with me via email or phone as well, I will discontinue communication immediately.  Keep emails close to what you would say to a business associate when setting up a meeting and expect me to do the same.
• The following will show your naivety, that your are playing outside of your league, and that you are not likely a potential client: using any acronyms used online (I don’t know any of them anyway and will consider this explicit communication, see above), asking what my service includes (lol), and/or requesting a FaceTime call. It’s a no to all of the above. 😉
• Remember at all times, that this is a high-end, exclusive service for a distinct level of clientele only. Having the financial means to book does not guarantee booking either.
• However, please take a moment to properly introduce yourself to me when first emailing me! Emails with little to no info are screened more heavily and one line emails are deleted.
• No late night phone calls, texts, or commencement of appointments. Please do not text me on nights and weekends, keeping all texts to during the weekday if you have my cell. And if you have my cell, please keep texts to a minimum and in line with just setting up a meeting or communication related to a scheduled meeting. Feel free to email me anytime, this is my preferred method of communication for this business. That being said, existing clientele can, of course, text me during the weekday to set a time to meet again! 🙂
• Good hygiene is expected.  Please be weight appropriate for your height.  Ages 35-65 white-collar and fellow entrepreneurs only please.
• Kindness, good manners, behavior like that of a gentleman, and respect is expected.
• Please be respectful of my time and effort, avoiding cancellations at all costs and I will do the same. It is very rare that I ever cancel a meeting. If you have to cancel within 24 hours of our booked time, I now ask for a 50% fee to be paid at the time of cancellation. My time, like yours, is very valuable. Please also request all bookings with at least 24 hours advanced notice.
• If you would like to get me a gift, they are always appreciated. Because I am often asked, a good dark chocolate or high-end, natural candle, are two things I absolutely loooove. I don’t drink so you don’t need to bring me wine. 😉 I also looooove airline miles, haha.
• Tips are not required, but as with any service industry where you traditionally tip 20%, they are appreciated! Any tip, no matter how much, is appreciated!!!
• Serious inquiries only, please.